people have made louis come can you believe not only have people witnessed him coming but have been the cause of it i would put that on my fucking resumé
can you believe he puts his hand around his dick and strokes himself…
i literally procrastinate talking to my friends like it hits me “oh shit i havent talked to that friend in a while” and im like “yeah ill have to do that later” and then i dont
then i feel really guilty about it and [AVOIDANCE INTENSIFIES]
how do people have relationship after relationship like i can’t find a single person to find me remotely attractive for a solid second
When ur hair won’t listen to you and its a mess and ur just like ???? I grew you myself??? I gave you life and this is how you repay me??
is that how parents feel
a crappy info-doodle about something v important 2 me
I can’t and I won’t get over this cat. I’m drawing it. I’m making everyone else draw it. No one can capture its majesty.
The colorful drawings are mine. The Star crew had a game night last night, and I made everyone who was there draw their version of the cat in Evon’s sketchbook. The last one is a quick doodle my friend Emily did.
My dad would tell me that when we were little and people would say to him “wow, four daughters, that’s a lot of weddings to pay for” (because traditionally the bride’s family would pay for the wedding), my dad would respond with “well, we’re hoping at least one of them will be gay so we can split the cost with the other bride’s family”
He said people never knew how to respond
There’s two types of anger one is dry and the other wet and basically wet anger is when your eyes water and your voice shakes and I hate that cause I feel weak when I’m crying while angry I like dry anger when your face is like stone and your voice is sharp I guess wet anger shows that you care too much and dry anger means you’re done.
This is the best description ever
someone write about twin girls that were separated at birth and one went to louis and the other went to harry. then the two girls run into each other when they’re in nursery school and they go home and tell their dads all about meeting and harry and louis cant believe it and they think its just a joke till one day at parent teacher conference they see that their kids actually twins and stuff happens between daddy louis and daddy harry. meep.
Ron Funches (x)
a pug riding a decorative pillow